I always loved the song “She’ll be Coming Round The Mountain”. Today’s grandmother, however, rarely rides white horses or brings chicken and dumplings. So I thought I’d update the song, just a little bit. Feel free to make up your own verses...
She'll be coming from her condo when she comes...
She'll be coming from her condo when she comes...
She'll be coming from her condo
She’ll be driving in her honda
She'll be coming to our condo when she comes...
She will drive her Chevy Blazer when she comes (beep, beep)
She will drive her Chevy Blazer when she comes (beep, beep)
She will drive a Chevy Blazer
Or a Dodge Daytona Laser
She will drive her Chevy Blazer when she comes
She'll bring Little Caesar’s Pizza when she comes (mm, good!)
She'll bring Little Caesar’s Pizza when she comes (mm, good!)
She will bring us Little Caesar’s
The super cheeser pleaser
She'll bring Little Caesar’s Pizza when she comes
We will go to Zany Brainy when she comes (real cool!)
We will go to Zany Brainy when she comes (real cool!)
We will go to Zany Brainy
When it’s sunny and it’s rainy
We will go to Zany Brainy when she comes (real cool!)
We'll eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream when she comes (yum, yum)
We'll eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream when she comes (yum, yum)
We'll eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream
For it is such a nice cream
We'll eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream when she comes
She'll be coming from her condo when she comes...
She'll be coming from her condo when she comes...
She'll be coming from her condo
She’ll be driving in her honda
She'll be coming to our condo when she comes...