This is a crazy song that I play on the spoons. I learned it from my sister-in-law who remembers it from her Girl Scout days.
Magdalena, Hagdalena Uka Taka Waka Taka
Oka Mocha Polka was her name
She had seven hairs on the top of her head
Four were alive and the rest were dead
She had two eyes in the middle of her head
One was green and the other was red
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth
One pointing north and the other pointing south
She had two teeth like a bathroom mat
Everybody asked how they got like that
And one day - a ten ton truck - hit poor Magdalena
The poor truck driver had to buy a new machine