Silly Songs

 

A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves

(To the tune of John Brown's Body)

Learned from Nicole Wisler (Age 9) and Elisa Sarabtschin (Age 8)
at Pony Camp, Doylestown, PA

 

I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves - everybody’s nerves -everybody’s nerves
I know a song that get’s on everybody’s nerves -
And this is how it goes

Repeat until you make everyone crazy…...

 

I Am A Baby, All Covered In Cheese

(To The Tune of On Top of Old Smokey)

Contributed By The Hajioannou Family

 

I Am A Baby, All Covered In Cheese in cheese
I eat my bananas
and spit out my peas

I am a baby
All covered with carrots
I guess that that’s better
Then covered with ferrets

I am a baby
I am a baby
All covered with cheese
I don’t think I like it
Cuz it makes me SNEEZE - AH CHOOOOOO!

 

The Wiffenpoof Song

Sent by Lisa and Julia Elliot (age 4) Lisa’s grandma used to sing this to her!

 

Mares eat oats
and Does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy,
a kid will eat ivy too
wouldnt you?

 

Oh My Monster

(To The Tune of Oh My Darling)

By Kyra Hajioannou

This is good to sing around Halloween!

 

Oh my monster, oh my monster, oh my monster, Frankenstein
You are growing very scary
Sweet old monster, Frankenstein!

 

On Top Of Spaghetti

(To the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey" )

 

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.

It rolled past the table, it rolled on the floor
And then my poor meatball, it rolled out the door

It rolled into the garden, and under a bush
And then my poor meatball, was nothing but mush

But the mush it was tasty, as tasty can be
And early next summr, it grew to a tree

The tree it was covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs, and spaghetti sauce

So if you have spaghetti, all covered with cheese
Hang onto your meatball, and don't ever sneeze!

 

The Strangest Pet Shop

(How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)

New Lyrics © Daria A. Marmaluk-Hajioannou

Add your own verses!!!!

 

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the wqaggely tail?
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie’s for sale

How much is that fishie in the wondow
The one that’s the size of a whale?

How much is that moo-cow in the window
The one eating hay from a bale?

How much is that snake in the window
Who slithered right out of her pail?

How much is that iguana in the window
The one with a tail like a sail

How much is that dino in the window
The one with the thousand pound tail?

 

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

 

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream

Row row row your boat
Underneath the stream
Ha ha fooled you
I’m a submarine

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don’t forget to scream

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Check out two more silly songs (click on link for lyrics):

Magdalena, Hagdalena

Do Your Ears Hang Low?


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