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ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
Row, Row, Row your
boat gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile,
don't forget to scream
(Aaaaaaah!)
Kyra, Age 6
Springtown, PA
ON
TOP OF SPAGHETTI
To the tune of "On
Top Of Old Smokey"
On top of spaghetti,
all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball,
when somebody sneezed.
It rolled past the
table, it rolled on the floor
And then my poor meatball,
it rolled out the door
It rolled into the
garden, and under a bush
And then my poor meatball,
was nothing but mush
But the mush it was
tasty, as tasty can be
And early next summr,
it grew to a tree
The tree it was covered
with beautiful moss
It grew great big
meatballs, and spaghetti sauce
So if you have spaghetti,
all covered with cheese
Hang onto your meatball,
and don't ever sneeze!
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A
SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES
(To the Tune of John
Brown's Body.)
I know a song that
gets on everybody's nerves,
Everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves
I know a song that
gets on everybody's nerves,
And this is how it
goes
(Repeat the song until
everyone gets annoyed!!)
From: ElisaWisler
(10)
and Elisa Sarabtschin(9)
- Doylestown,PA
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?
Did you know there
are lots of other verses to this
song? Here are the
ones that I have found..
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to
and fro?
Can you tie them in
a knot?
Can you tie them in
a bow ?
Can you throw them
over your shoulder?
Like a continental
soldier?
Do your ears hang
low?
Do your ears flip flop?
Can you use them for
a mop?
Are they stringy at
the bottom?
Are they curly at
the top?
Can you use them for
a swatter?
Can you use them for
a blotter?
Do your ears flip
flop?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to
the sky?
Do they droop when
they're wet
Do they stiffen when
they're dry?
Can you semaphore
your neighbor
With a minimum of
labor?
Do your ears hang
high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from
side to side?
Do they wave in the
breeze
With the slightest
little sneeze?
Can you soar above
the nation?
With a feeling of
elation?
Do your ears hang
wide?
Do your ears fall off?
Does it happen when
you cough?
Do they lie there
on the ground?
Or bounce around at
every sound?
Can you stick them
in your pocket
Like a little Davey
Crockett?
Do your ears fall
off?
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MAGDALENA,
HAGDALENA
Do you like crazy names
like John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt? Try this one or
listen
to it on Daria's jukebox.
From Stamie Marie Barnish,
Williamstown New Jersey
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
She had seven hairs
on the top of her head
Four were alive and
the rest were dead
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
She had two eyes in
the middle of her head
One was green and
the other was red
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
She had two teeth in
the middle of her mouth
One pointed north
and the other pointed south
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
She had two feet like
a bathroom mat
Everybody asked how
they got like that
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
And then one day-a
ten ton truck - hit poor Magdalena
The poor truck driver
had to get a new machine!
Magdalena, Hagdalena,
Ookataka, Wakataka
Okamochapocha
was her name
BILLBOARD
SONG
As I was walking down
the street
One dark and dismal
day.
I came upon a billboard
And much to my dismay
The sign was torn
and tattered
From a storm the night
before.
The wind and rain
had done its job
And this is what I
saw.
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes.
Chew Wrigley Spearmint
beer,
And Kennel Ration
dog food
Makes your wife's
complexion clear.
Oh, simonize your
baby
With a Hershey's candy
bar,
And Texaco's the beauty
cream
That's used by ev'ry
star.
Please take your next
vacation
In a brand new Frigidaire.
And learn to play
piano
In your winter underwear.
The doctors say that
babies
Should smoke till
they are three,
And people in the
cities
Ought to bathe in
Lipton's Tea
--with flow-through
tea-bags! |
