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WHAT’S GREEN AND SINGS?

ELVIS PARSLEY

WHAT’S GREEN AND SINGS POP MUSIC?

BRITTANY ASPARAGUS SPEARS

WHAT DID THE DENTIST TELL THE SCHOOL BAND?

THEY SHOULD BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH A TUBA TOOTHPASTE.

WHAT DID THE MUSIC TEACHER TELL HER STUDENTS?

IF YOU DON’T B SHARP, YOU’ll B FLAT.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT WITH A GUY WHO LIKES TO SWING IN THE TREES?

GUITARZAN   (GUITAR + TARZAN)

DOCTOR, DOCTOR! I SWALLOWED A HARMONICA!

DOCTOR:  THANK GOODNESS YOU DON’T PLAY THE PIANO!

DO YOU KNOW ANY MUSICAL JOKES?
I’D LOVE TO HEAR THEM!!!  EMAIL ME!
 

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